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FOR THE MAN WHO NEEDS MORE OF WHAT REALLY COUNTS; GALLERY006
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FOR THE MAN WHO NEEDS MORE OF WHAT REALLY COUNTS; GALLERY006

Oklahoma City, OK: Dillon Importing Co, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated id, 4.25": x 6.125" x 1.5" Lid sides read "Satisfies every woman's need"; "Sure to bring a smile to any lady's face"; "Woman pleaser"; and "Guaranteed help for the man who always comes up short". Inside is a large plastic replica of a liberty head silver dollar glued to a card reading "Big Money."

$10.00

MAGIC LOVE METER; GALLERY013
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MAGIC LOVE METER; GALLERY013

1970. In illustrated folded cardboard box, 4.25" x 1.75" x 1.625" Instructions from box, " Hold the lower Bulb cupped in the palm of your hand. Whoever makes liquid rise and reach bubbly boiling point most quickly, wins. Perfect relaxer for busy execs; great party fun; decorative Gift.."

$15.00

THE SWINGER: ARE YOU A SWINGER?; GALLERY013
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THE SWINGER: ARE YOU A SWINGER?; GALLERY013

Oklahoma City, OK: Dillon Importing, 1970. In imprinted yellow folded cardboard box, 2" x 3.125" x 2" Inside is a glass egg with a liquid ring game inside. On the box side are instructions for testing your skill, by how many minutes it takes you to succeed with the game. Kind of a stretch.

$15.00

OOPS! FORGOT TO TAKE THE PILL; GALLERY013
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OOPS! FORGOT TO TAKE THE PILL; GALLERY013

1970. In illustrated folded cardboard box, 2.75" x 7.125" x 2" Molded plastic figure of a pregnant woman with black, with imprinted base and felt bottom. Put it on your bathroom counter and maybe you won't forget to take your birth control pill.

$10.00

BOOB MUG; GALLERY009
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BOOB MUG; GALLERY009

Taiwan. 5" x 4.5" x 4.5" Flesh toned mugs shaped like breasts, complete with a hole in the nipple. No writing.

$15.00

ROCKET DIC: SQUIRTING ROCKET DIC; GALLERY011
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ROCKET DIC: SQUIRTING ROCKET DIC; GALLERY011

Hong Kong, 1970. Dic is 2.875" x 1.125" diameter, in illustrated folded cardboard box, 5.25" x 1.25" x 1.25" Hollow flesh-toned rubber penis. Plug at base comes out to fill with water.

$10.00

WOMAN STYLE BEER MUG; GALLERY010
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WOMAN STYLE BEER MUG; GALLERY010

Taiwan, 1970. In folded illustrated cardboard box, 2.75" x 8.5" x 2.75" Tall glass shaped like a woman's breast, torso, and buttocks.

$15.00

I HAD A FANCY CAKE MADE FOR YOU WITH A GIRL IN IT; GALLERY006
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I HAD A FANCY CAKE MADE FOR YOU WITH A GIRL IN IT; GALLERY006

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's Magic Wand, 1979. Folded cardboard box, 6" x 4.5" x 2.75" A pink cake box in which is glued a red doily and a plastic cake, on which the bottom of a doll (legs and buttocks) has been fastened. A folded card placed inside has two jokes, "a surprise upside-down cake" and "it's a half-ass cake"

$15.00

AN ETCHING FOR YOUR BEDROOM; GALLERY006
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AN ETCHING FOR YOUR BEDROOM; GALLERY006

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 9.625" x 7.25" x .625" Inside is a certificate printed on heavy paper reading "Satisfaction guaranteed or your fuck returned.."

$15.00

MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR YOU: ENJOY, STAY WELL, GET UP EARLY, AND . . .; GALLERY006
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MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR YOU: ENJOY, STAY WELL, GET UP EARLY, AND . . .; GALLERY006

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4" x 5.5" x 1.75" Printed on the inside of the box is "Start each day with a bang!" Glued inside the box is a lip-shaped blue sponge, on which is glued a plastic troll from which an oversized pink rubber penis projects.

$10.00

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE; GALLERY006
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DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE; GALLERY006

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 5.625" x 4.625" x .75". Gum is bleeding onto wrapper and paper. Inside is a paper imprinted "Double your fun, Double your pleasure, Stretch your pleasure break, No fuss no muss no fear." A thich piece of gum is pasted to the center, the wrapper reading "Birth control gum: Chew 'n Screw." Also a disclaimer on the wrapper reads "This gum is edible and is not really birth control gum -- only a gag.."

$15.00

FOR MY BABY WITH LOVE; GALLERY006
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FOR MY BABY WITH LOVE; GALLERY006

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4.375" x 5.375" x 1.25" Inside is a blue platform imprinted with a red heart that has a slot cut out of it. Held in the slot is a flesh-toned molded rubber pacifier with a penis in place of a nipple. An old design seen in early mail-order advertisements that continues to be available today in a variety of colors.

$10.00

MY ANNIVERSARY WISH FOR YOU: ENJOY, STAY WELL, GET UP EARLY, AND . . .; GALLERY006
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MY ANNIVERSARY WISH FOR YOU: ENJOY, STAY WELL, GET UP EARLY, AND . . .; GALLERY006

1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 4" x 5.5" x 1.75" Printed on the inside of the box is "Start each day with a bang!" Glued inside the box is a lip-shaped blue sponge, on which is glued a plastic troll from which an oversized pink rubber penis projects.

$10.00

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU??; GALLERY006
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HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU??; GALLERY006

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 6.5" x 1.75" x 1.625" Inside: Printed paper fastened to the bottom reading "This Much!!!" Also glued to the bottom is a washer and spring on which bounces a plastic penis. The penis appears to be a stylized harmonica, repurposed.

$15.00

FOR THE BIG PROUD FELLOW; GALLERY006
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FOR THE BIG PROUD FELLOW; GALLERY006

Costa Mesa, CA: Golden's, 1980. Cardboard box with illustrated lid, 5.375" x 4.375" x 1.25".. Inside inserted into a slotted platform is a plastic shoehorn and what looks like an extra-large condom (actually the wrist of a rubber glove).

$10.00