ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES: THE TROTTER WAY TO Romance.**

UK,slim 8vo HB+dw/dj,1st edn.FINE/FINE.No owner inscrptn but a price-clip to dw/dj.Bright,crisp,clean,glossy,wrap-around blue background with colour photographic illustrated front panel of dw/dj, with capitalised,pale blue lettered title and pink-lettered sub-title, spine/backstrip with pale blue inner panel with capitalised,pale mauve(?) lettered title and capitalised,black-lettered publisher's name,to foot of same,rear panel with book's 3 black-lettered prose extracts. Negligible shelf-wear,bumping,creasing to edges and corners - no nicks;tears or splits present.Top+fore-edges clean without foxing; contents bright,tight,clean,soild and sound - pristine - no dog-ear reading creases to any pages' corner tips,would appear unread,other than my own collation.Publisher's bright,crisp, unblemished,sharp-cornered,original plain navy blue cloth boards with bright,crisp, blocked gilt lettered spine/backstrip,and immaculate repeated pale blue background with cartoon red cupid/ cherub figures illustrated endpapers.UK,slim 8vo HB+dw/dj,1st edn, 7-160pp [paginated] includes Acknowledgements,5 chapters, profuse contemporary b/w biographical TV stills photographs,b/w facsimile script extract reproductions throughout the text and the book; plus [unpaginated] subject's b/w portrait photograph illustrated half-title,double-page b/w photographic title page,and a Contents list/table with dedication to its reverse. Visually the exterior appearance is exceptional,and even internally, the book is also in an exceptional condition/state of preservation and presentation for a book of its age. It really is an exceptional, exemplary copy for its cleanliness and brightness. How often do you hear people complaining 'The polar cap is melting,the continental shelves are shifting,the rain forest is dying, the sea's being poisoned,there's a dirty great hole in the ozone layer, and I ain't had a bit for months? THIS BOOK IS THE ANSWER. Designed as a step-by-step guide to pick up and put down as you wish (a bit like some of the birds the author used to know),'The Trotter Way to Romance' is equally at home on the bedside table or in the bottom of your executive aluminium briefcase.Dip into it last thing at night or first thing in the morning - whatever turns you on - and you'll be rewarded with the fruit of over thirty years research in the minefield of romance. DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF Lateral chatting,The Peckham Diet, Positions of Power,Romance in the fast lane and Del Trotter's Little Black Book. LEARN HOW TO Say it with daffodils, Knock 'em bandy with Brut, Mix business with pleasure, Feather a love nest, and Read a woman like a book. LEARN WHEN TO Play hard to get, Try a little bit of French, Mix a Caribbean Stallion, Use the handcuffs, and Go out with a bang. A the end of the day,of course,it doesn't matter how you dress,what you drink,where you go - it's that mystery ingredient that counts.Call it servir frais mais non glace,call it killer instinct,you've either got it or you ain't.If yopu ain't,don't worry - just follow Del's advice and you'll still get your card stamped quickerthan you can splash on the Blue Stratos body lotion and Brut apres-rasage. Please contact seller for correct shipping/P+p quotes - particularly ALL overseas buyers - BEFORE ordering through the order page! ** N.B. ALL buyers please note,stocks' actual shipping/P+p costs are adjusted and any difference is refunded,after order's receipt and before the order's despatch,especially if the item(s) are offered either P+p included/FREE. ** N.B. US/Canada customers please be aware: Standard AIRMAIL postage from UK to these destinations can now cost more than the price of the book! If speed is not of the essence,then Economy rate is recommended - at approx. anything from a 1/3rd to 1/2 of the standard AIR quote/rate - sometimes arriving sooner than the 42 days - but not always.