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B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged Board books - 2009

by Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras


Summary

Remember when A was for apple? Well, now (sigh) A is for aging.

The A, B, Cs of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade school primers of the past inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged. This hilarious board book has a fun, retro look and makes a unique gift for grown-ups who don't necessarily want to grow up. Dripping with sarcasm, each letter will remind you that while you still have your sense of humor, jokes about aging seem to ring a little truer than they used to!

For example:

A is for Antique.

Arnold sees his favorite childhood toy, the Atomic Astro-Rocket, on Antiques Roadshow. It is officially an antique! "Hmm," thinks Arnold. "Does this mean that now that I'm middle-aged, I'm officially an antique?" Hmm. . . What do you think?

From the publisher

Remember when A was for apple? Well, now (sigh) A is for aging. The A, B, Cs of adulthood differ ever so slightly from the popular grade school primers of the past inside Ross and Kathryn Petras's B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged. This hilarious board book has a fun, retro look and makes a unique gift for grown-ups who don't necessarily want to grow up. Dripping with sarcasm, each letter will remind you that while you still have your sense of humor, jokes about aging seem to ring a little truer than they used to! For example: A is for Antique. Arnold sees his favorite childhood toy, the Atomic Astro-Rocket, on Antiques Roadshow. It is officially an antique! "Hmm," thinks Arnold. "Does this mean that now that I'm middle-aged, I'm officially an antique?" Hmm. . . What do you think?

Details

  • Title B Is for Botox: An Alphabet Book for the Middle-Aged
  • Author Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras
  • Binding Board Books
  • Edition Brdbk
  • Pages 32
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Date 2009-08-18
  • Illustrated Yes
  • ISBN 9780740780110 / 0740780115
  • Weight 0.59 lbs (0.27 kg)
  • Dimensions 6 x 6 x 0.6 in (15.24 x 15.24 x 1.52 cm)
  • Library of Congress subjects Older people, Aging
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2010291279
  • Dewey Decimal Code 305.260

About the author

Ross and Kathryn Petras are the authors of numerous best-selling humor books and have received coverage in a vast array of media, including the "New York Times Book Review, People, Reader's Digest," the "Wall Street Journal," and more. Ross lives in New Jersey and Kathryn calls Manhattan, New York, home.
Ross and Kathryn Petras are the authors of numerous best-selling humor books and have received coverage in a vast array of media, including the "New York Times Book Review, People, Reader's Digest," the "Wall Street Journal," and more. Ross lives in New Jersey and Kathryn calls Manhattan, New York, home.
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