Si-Cology 1 : Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck DynastyâÈ' now you can enjoy Uncle SiâÈçs tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection! âÈêThese hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, youâÈçll be standing there buck naked and wonâÈçt know what hit you!âÈë âÈêLook hereâÈ'if it wasnâÈçt for my tripped knee, IâÈçd be playing in the NBA today.âÈë âÈêHey, Jack!âÈë Any of these sound familiar? If they doâÈ'or even if they donâÈçtâÈ'youâÈçre in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring collection. Si shares stories of the more than twenty-five marriage proposals heâÈçs received in the mail (some with photos!), how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea, and how his cigarette smoke made a deer cough (heâÈçs since quit smoking). And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife and two childrenâÈ'who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show. SiâÈçs one-liners are sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike. In no time, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.

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