Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore - 1995

New York: Simon & Schuster, 1995. SIGNED. 1st/1st. NF/NF. First Edition. First printing with complete 10 number line ending in 1. Signed by Christopher Moore on the title page. The book is tight and square with solid hinges. Mild crease to spine head, tiny dent to bottom front board, and top back corner is lightly bumped, else boards are clean and bright. Textblock is clean with no writing, bookplate, or markings and not BCE, ex-library or remaindered. Dust jacket is unclipped ($23.00) with faint rubbing. Protected in a new Brodart Mylar cover.

Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowling is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door ... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never imagined.